"But Mr. Wilford knew something they did not. And what was that?"
“Old World people were frigging morons who got turned into popsicles.”
"Well, sort of. Mr. Wilford knew that CW-7 would freeze the world."
So apparently consuming blood is illegal in Louisiana
How much blood did people have to drink before it was banned?
ordering pizza online is the best technological advancement since the internet itself
aries: sexually frustrated at everything
taurus: really nice but dead inside
gemini: mostly just hungry
cancer: in the closet but not really
leo: super gay for everyone
virgo: promises not to tell and then tells everyone
libra: lazy assholes like seriously do something with your life
scorpio: i’ve never met one but they’re all jerks
sagittarius: always boning your mom
capricorn: loves everyone but loves themselves more
aquarius: never not killing you
pisces: big booty bitches