Cerebrum Bombulum


"But Mr. Wilford knew something they did not. And what was that?"

Old World people were frigging morons who got turned into popsicles.”

"Well, sort of. Mr. Wilford knew that CW-7 would freeze the world."


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So apparently consuming blood is illegal in Louisiana

How much blood did people have to drink before it was banned?


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ordering pizza online is the best technological advancement since the internet itself

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this takes ten minutes to do: cut tomatoes and put them in a pot with some water and a bouillon fish cube (or veggie cube), put the heat on so it starts to boil. Then crack a couple of eggs into a small bowl and stir them until they are clear. Now; drip small amounts of the egg blend into the boiling water - they will stiffen into egg lumps (lumps that the chinese call egg flowers). The last thing you do is adding rice noodles into the soup with some chili pepper and wait until they are soft. You can also put some vinegar on it before you eat it, but not too much. :) 

EDIT: my friend Xin told me I should have fried the tomatoes in some oil first to make the colour of the soup more red, which is more typical for chinese ramen. Next time :)

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If this shit isn’t inspiring, I don’t know what is.


If this shit isn’t inspiring, I don’t know what is.

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"Every year, the bright Scandinavian summer nights fade away without anyone’s noticing. One evening in August you have an errand outdoors, and all of a sudden it’s pitch-black. It is still summer, but the summer is no longer alive."
- Tove Jansson, The Summer Book, trans. Thomas Teal (via neitt)

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Dolce Gabbana ss14 + hair colors | inspired by (+)

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Health and hygiene before modern times

  • EUROPE: Why the fuck are we always getting sick? Is it demons? Is it ghosts? Is it a curse?
  • EVERYBODY ELSE: Have you tried washing your ass?

100% true horoscope facts


aries: sexually frustrated at everything
taurus: really nice but dead inside
gemini: mostly just hungry
cancer: in the closet but not really
leo: super gay for everyone
virgo: promises not to tell and then tells everyone
libra: lazy assholes like seriously do something with your life
scorpio: i’ve never met one but they’re all jerks
sagittarius: always boning your mom
capricorn: loves everyone but loves themselves more
aquarius: never not killing you
pisces: big booty bitches

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